The Crux of It

The South End’s always been a place immune to progress. A place where time stands still and the stills still stand. A backwash of modern civilization where the past isn’t so much prologue as it is just prolonged.

So you must be asking, how in blue tarnation is it that we’ve got a fancy bells and whistle website on the digital interstate, implying, you’re guessing, a sophistication beyond the aw shucks back porch rockin chair lifestyle that seems to fit us like a dog chewed slipper.

The truth, as always on the South End, is not as simple us. Oh, we could tell you we got advanced degrees down at the Elger Bay Institoot of Aesthetic Enlargement in the computer sciences,reprogrammed some Goodwill surplus Dell and upgraded the whole she-bang wit
South End pentium chip technologies — but you wouldn’t swallow an explanation like that if we threw in double coupons at the Tyee Grocery. We could spin yarns about our distillery blowing up back in ‘97, forcing new career placements, particularly in the exciting field of website design.

Or we could just be honest for once and confess we been monitoring the New Trends, the Next Waves of Nano-Bio synergistic technologies, and we decided to get Out Front on this stuff even if we have to do it from our Back 40.

So welcome to the Future. We’re the South End, a place so highly advanced you’ll need a GPS getting home. Which is exactly WHY we made this site, at first glance so all-fired sophisticatedly navigational for you armchair adventurers. Sit back, grab an adult beverage or two, carpal tunnel that mouse to your heart’s content, and let’s go explorin!!!

Don’t worry if things look strange or seem slightly out of whack. That’ll go away along with the nausea once you adjust to the new horizons.

The South End — not just for a day… For a lifetime. Hell, none of us would know the difference anyway.