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December 3rd, 2008

 In these Troubled Economic Times we know many of you have been forced to cancel your Christmas or outsource your family or even change religions now that Capitalism as a credo is dead or on last life support.
 

    That is why we’re here for you.  The South End String Band:  a beacon of financial sanity in these fog shrouded and turbulent seas.  While car companies crash and burn, while the stock market swoops and dives like a hornet on meth, while the banks have leveraged themselves into a money pit and Mastercard looks more like Pay Day Loan with every additional penalty fee, the South End String Band stands like a fiscal Gibraltar on Camano’s mortgaged shores.
 

    As gold prices fall and 401-K’s swirl down the Greenspan drain, the South End String Band’s CD’s retain their value.  Once a great stocking stuffer, now they can be an Entire Holiday!  Hang them as ornaments, play them while the family squeals in delight, wrap a gift set of all three for a truly memorable gift for the entire family.  Horde them for resale when inflation makes paper money worthless.  Use them as dinner plates when portions become embarrassingly small for your obsolete china.  Fly them as Frisbees when the paper money airplanes are used up.
 

     South End String Band CD’s.   As American as a Popeil Pocket Fisherman.  As safe as a municipal bond before the crash. 
 

    South End String Band CD’s.  About All You Can Afford.    Definitely All You Need.
 

     Available at all fine South End Mercantiles not yet foreclosed…
Yes, Virginia, there is still a Christmas.  Thanks to the South End String Band.

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